Just A Quick Request

Since it was just announced that the Brewers have traded J.J. Hardy to the Twins, who I was planning on including in a post about what the Jays should do in the offseason, I would like to make one simple request to the offices of Alex Anthopolous & co.

Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, keep Orlando Cabrera as far away as humanly possible from Toronto.

I swear to Christ, I would rather the Jays take the reanimated frozen head of Ted Williams, put it on a stick, and have THAT play shortstop next year over Orlando Cabrera.