2/27/2010

Joey Gathright Hits Like a Girl or Maybe a Corpse

Quick post.


Recently some people have been suggesting Joey Gathright should be starting against righties instead of Jose Bautista.


Here are the lowest career isolated powers (SLG-AVG) for outfielders in baseball history, minimum 1000 plate appearances:


Name
Career ISO
Playing Era
Stump Wiedman
.030
1880’s
Rip Cannell
.032
1904-1905
Spike Shannon
.034
1904-1908
Jud Birchall
.035
1880’s
Tim Murnane
.038
1870’s
Bob Gilks
.039
1887-1893
Joey Gathright
.040
Fuck my life.

So, as you can see, not only is Gathright the wimpiest outfielder in over a fucking century, but people had way cooler names way back in the day. Rip and Spike? Bad. Fucking. Ass.

So, please, don't suggest Gathright starts and leads off against righties. He's historically bad. Worst since the deadball era. Of course, I now fully expect Cito to do this. Sigh.